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Miss Suzie #2

Miss Suzie had a baby,
she named it “Tiny Tim.”
She put it in the bathtub
to see if it could swim.

It drank up all the water,
it ate up all the soap.
It tried to eat the bathtub,
but it wouldn’t fit down his throat.

Miss Suzie called the doctor.
Miss Suzie called the nurse.
Miss Suzie called the lady
with the alligator purse.

In came the doctor.
In came the nurse.
In came the lady
with the alligator purse.

“Mumps,” said the doctor.
“Measles,” said the nurse.
“Nothing,” said the lady
with the alligator purse.

A dime for the doctor,
nickle for the nurse.
Nothing for the lady
with the alligator purse.

Out went the doctor.
Out went the nurse.
Out went the lady
with the alligator purse.

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